Lately, some colleagues in the office has been circulating very random emails, most of them contain jokes... Actually, 2 cent jokes to be precise. Like this one:

Sid and Al are Jews and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China, our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews." "Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever heard of Chinese Jews! ! If you want, we have Chinese Tea.

O_o

-_-

.... *crows flies past screen* ....

So, yeah.... 2 cent jokes. I've heard a couple of them lately, like this one, from Hannah, one of my church friends, who actually heard it from her fiancee:

Which part of your body is the most truthful place?

...

Hips.

Why?

'Cause Hips Don't Lie.

-_-

Aahhhhhh!!!

So, yeah.... thought I'll blog about it... for posterity. hahaha... so that the next generation can laugh at the lameless their forefathers went through. Hahah!

Thus, endeth this random post-eth...